The Jungle Cruise

A trip to Adventureland in The Magic Kingdom wouldn't be complete without going on The Jungle Cruise! Did you know that years ago, long before our parents were even born, Walt Disney would ride the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland in California to check up on those guys who tell all the goofy jokes? It's true! Now we get to enjoy them all over again.

What do the DisKids think?

Hannah says "I like it better than Kilimanjaro Safaris in the Animal Kingdom, because it's fake animals, but it's actually kinda not really my type. I like it a little bit. I would have put three if it was my type." Noah adds "It's fun to be spit on by the animals. But, I can't understand the jokes. I am a kid and all." Finally, Joshua tells us what it's like when you're old enough to understand the jokes and not so old you groan "It's very fun. And the captain is very funny." There you have it! 10 to 12 seems to be the target age for the Jungle Cruise.

Today we're ranking the The Jungle Cruise on the DISKID-OMETER for all those other kids out there who aren't sure if it's worth the time or if it's scary at all. If you want to find out more about us and if we're like Y-O -U or your kids, then visit our pages and find out! We rank all the Disney attractions (rides and shows) on our very own DISKID-OMETER and we use the Mickey-thumbs-up system. Mickey has 4 fingers, so the most anything can get is 4 fingers up. The least is 0 fingers. We also have a frightometer, but we only use that if we think something could be scary and this ride is definitely not!

The Jungle Cruise in the Magic Kingdom DisKidometer ratings:

Joshua 3 Mickey Fingers Up

Noah 2 Mickey Fingers Up

Hannah 2 Mickey Fingers Up







We have an atypical video that really requires a more mature and sarcastic sense of humor. It's not really for little ones, but it won't hurt them either. The Diskids weren't really amused, to be honest. Basically, we had an excuse to put a Weird Al video in here, and we used it. Consider it a present to you, mom and dad. Enjoy!


Skipper Dan

Weird Al Yankovic MySpace Music Videos

Princess Stephanie posted her review of The Jungle Cruise right here!

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